Friday, July 13, 2018

Blood Pressure: Zero!: By THOMAS DEFOREST BULL


Courtesy: Medical Miracles, from Readers Digest 1981. November.
From the frontiers of science and the far horizons of personal courage, these stories of medical triumphs and miracles will reaffirm your faith in the awesome powers of the human spirit. Dramatic victories and human triumphs.
Selected and edited by the editors of Readers Digest
The day I “died” began badly.  I had returned to my doctor for the results of exhaustive tests the previous weekend—the findings on which my life would depend.  He looked troubled, embraced.  “We can find absolutely nothing wrong with you,” he said.
“Nothing wrong with me?  Doctor, what about the pains in my legs and chest, the weakness, shortness of breathe, blackouts?  Something’s very wrong.  I think I’ll be dead within 48 hours.”
He reiterated: “You have no adverse symptoms.  I suggest that you get a through mental examination.”
So, he thinks it’s all psychosomatic.  Thanks a bunch.
I said good-bye as gracefully as possible and hailed a cab back to my hotel.  At the steps to the lobby I had a premonition.  The steps looked like Mount Everest.  I climbed them slowly.  Made it!  Now pull the door open.  Good.  Now to the elevator.  Oh, oh….
I lunged for a lobby sofa, missed it and wound up on the floor staring at the elegant chandelier hanging from the ceiling.  The lights turned brown, then reddish-brown, then dark-red.  Then they went out.
I’m blind!  And I can’t hear anything.  Take stock.  What’s left?  You can think.  Good.  Wiggle your toes?  Good.  Move your legs?  Nope.  Arms?  Good.  Now slide your left fingers along your right wrist. Good.  Now….Not so good.  There was discernible pulse.  I cursed my heart, furious at it for letting me down.  Pump, damn you, pump!  After five minutes or so I could hear voices.  Things turned from black to brown to light again.
The emergency room was stark and unimpressive.  But more disturbing was the youthfulness of the resident and two interns on call.  All three combined could not have had the total medical experience of the middle-aged Ivy League-trained man I’d seen earlier.  Would these men too be persuaded that the problem was mental?  They exchanged significant glances and the slightest of nods as I answered their questions, but I saw to sign of derision.
The resident, Dr. Ted Kinney, moved the stethoscope gently, sensitively in continuous, ever-expanding circles.  He stopped at the spot where the pain had been so many times.  The abrupt return to the original starting point, the same continuous outwardly spiraling movement, and the exact same stopping place.  He invited the two interns to listen.
“We’re pretty certain you have a pulmonary embolism,” Dr. Kinney said.  “That’s a clot that gets loose in the blood stream.  They are about five inches long and….”
“Thanks, I know.  My father was killed by one.”
They took me to the hospital’s Cardiac Care Unit.  Periodically, the public-address system would advise of an emergency involving, a “43-year-old male with acute pulmonary embolism.”  “The poor guy.” I thought absently.  Then, with an undeniable feeling of self-importance, it dawned that they were talking about me.
While I was being wired, probed and thumped, phone calls were being made all over greater Boston to bring back the essential people, who had left for the day.  In a surprisingly short time, they were introduced to me:  Dr. Roberts, chief of cardio thoracic surgery; Dr. Herbert, the general surgeon; Dr. Emerson, the cardiologist; Dr. Thee, a Korean female anesthesiologist, and Dr. Farrell, whose spatiality is the angiogram.
My angiogram involved tuning a flexible probe through a vein in the forearm into the heart.  A radio-opaque dye was injected through the probe, and the heart and lungs were X-rayed.  It showed two emboli [clots], one in the heart and one entering, plus many emboli clogging the lungs.  Then doctors unanimously recommended an immediate operation.  There was no time to lose; more emboli might well be en route and even one could spell finis.
No sooner had agreed than a young woman arrived to urge me to have the chaplain with me during the operation [the national average for survival in pulmonary embolectomies is 43 percent].  Infirmly declined.  I hope she understood.  I planned to do my own praying.
Dr. Rhee quietly told me that I was going to get very light anesthesia.  No need to ask why.  I knew my nose was barely above the water as it was.  She gave me a few deep whiffs of gas.  Minutes later the skin on my stomach went ice cold.  They were scrubbing it with antiseptic, preparatory to tying off the inferior vena cava.  The vein—the body’s largest—routes emboli from the legs [where they are formed] to the heart’s right atrium, where they become deadly serious problems.  If all went well and the emboli already past the vena cava behaved themselves, open heart-lung surgery would not be necessary.  If things went wrong, the heart-lung machine was standing by, primed with blood.
Things went wrong.  When the antiseptic scrubbing stopped, nothing happened.  A voice I recognized as Dr. Emerson’s was reading, matter-of-factly, various figures.  Like a laundry list.  None of the items interested me especially, except the last “Blood pressure: zero.”
Zero blood pressure!  He’s got to be kidding.  That’s impossible.  You’re hearing things.  There’ll be a repeat performance.  Pay closer attention next time.  And within the minute, he was reading the same laundry list, again with the same last item: “Blood pressure: zero.”
Well, that’s that.  What a shame.  They tried so hard.  I felt somehow as if I had let them down.  No panic, not even anxiety.  Just a sense of sadness, of loss, of resignation.
The next voice was Dr. Robert’s.  Same calm, laundry-list tone:  “We’d better hurry; we could lose this one.
Everyone moved in a different direction atones.  The heart-lung machine was wheeled toward me.  At the same time, my upper-feet inner thigh was scrubbed with cold antiseptic.  Are they going to cut me there?  What the hell for? In my ignorance, I had assumed that the heart pump would be hitched up somewhere near the heart, and not, as is the case, to the leg’s femoral artery and vein.  The scrubbing stopped and, all too soon, I saw Dr. Herbert bend over his target.
When the fiery cut came, it was mercifully swift.  I bit my tongue.  The pain was nearly as much as I could bear in silence but no more.  From then on, it was pause, cut, and pause, cut.  As the knife went deeper into the muscle, the pain diminished.  I eased up on my tongue.  Then the surgeon decided to widen the incision a little.  Searing pain all over again.  Damn it, Herbert, if you wanted to cut it that wide shy didn’t you do it in the first place?
Then a lightning bolt exploded in my leg, raced up my feet side and smashed into my brain.  A minor nerve had been cut.  An involuntary moan escaped from deep inside me.  This had two immediate results.  First, tubing from the lung-machine was forced down my throat, effectively preventing any further outbursts.  Second, there were more anesthesias—and suddenly the table seemed to be on wheels, whirling around in a circus ring, counterclockwise.  To add to the carnival atmosphere, the doctors and nurses were cracking jokes, having a good laugh for themselves.  This is [pardon the expression] standard operating procedure for maintaining alertness and morale.  But in my paranoia, it seemed they were laughing at me in my anguish.  What the hell’s so funny?  I hope this happiness to you, every damn one of you.  Each time the table completed its circle; Dr. Herbert would lean over and make another slash.  More pain, more laughter.  Herbert, you son of a bitch, if you’re going to kill me, you’d better make a good job of it, cause if you don’t I’ll sure as hell kill you.
Now the anesthesia was wearing off, the circling table slowed, then stopped, and the pain was getting worse.  I began to pray in earnest: Spare me, Father, if it is your will.  I want to serve you.  There were more slashes, more obscene observations on Dr. Herbert’s parentage, then more prayers.
Then there must have been more anesthesia.  Paranoia, pain and disorientation were pushing my mind near the point of no return.  It was as if there was a slender silver cord from the brain to the neck.  It was stretched to the breaking point and it is snapped, there could be no rejoining of it, I felt sure, Father, if I lose my sanity, don’t let me live.  Then I passed out.
Dr. Roberts splitting my chest down the middle with what looked like a giant old-fashioned can opener revived me.  This was too much.  That silver cord was being stretched to a fine, fragile filament, Dear God, help me!
Help came immediately.  Someone I couldn’t see was putting a finger into my mouth, adjusting the tract tubes.  I was sure it was Dr. Herbert, and I was filled with joy.  Okay, you bastard.  You’ve had a ball hurting me.  Now you’re ready to get some of your own medicine.  I waited until the finger moved back to the molars.  Now!  I bit with all May strength, yearning for the agonized scream.  To my humiliation, I was rewarded only with a peal of female laughter.  A masked face appeared over mine and, even upside down, there was no mistaking those compassionate oriental eyes.  I had bitten Dr. Rhee.  She seemed to be reading all my fears.  “Are you in much pain?”  I nodded.  “Are you scared?”  Very vigorous nods.  “Okay, hold on.  We’ll take care of you.”
Instantly, reality snapped into place.  Dr. Roberts, Dr> Herbert and the others weren’t carving me up for the fun of it.  People in that OR were making a superhuman effort to save my life, and with a full heart I loved them for it.
The giant can opener ceased it prying, and the first wave from the anesthesia washed over me.  Then came pure terror.  Not imagined now, but real and valid.  In altering Dr. Rhee, I had committed a colossal blunder.  I was going to lose consciousness.  That meant no more praying, no more fighting and no more life.  Because, tight or wrong, I was absolutely convinced then [as I am today] that that double-edged sword was, up to this point, all that stood between me and the crematorium.  In silence, I cried out, Lord, they’re going to put me out.  Lord, I can’t fight.  I can’t pray.  Dear Lord, will you pray for me?
The miracle, that followed is difficult to describe.  Skeptics will term it a hallucination induced by fear and anesthesia.  I do not blame you.  I was once one of you.  But was there, totally alert.  More significant, I am here, against all odds.
A warm, gossamer-light, love-filled blanket of Divine Grace descended upon me and protectively covered me.  Two strong arms enfolded me.  At my left ear, I seemed to hear two words filled with a love beyond all understanding,  “I will.”
No words express what I felt so well as a beautiful line by Carl Sandberg, for in that moment I “held in my heart and mind the paradox of terrible storm and peace unspeakable and perfect.” Those two words carried a promise:  I would live.  I whispered, “Abba, Lord.”
From time to time throughout that long night of the long knives, I would resurface, seemingly at will, to check on the progress of things.  Or sometimes the pain of a new incision—there were nine in all—would shock me into wakefulness.  Finally, I heard Dr. Robert say, “Well, I guess we can wrap this one up.”  The wall clock said 5:30 in the morning.  Almost everyone had been on his feet nearly 24 hours, some 36.  Silently I gave thanks.
I spend 11 days in Intensive Care, battling for life.  After 90 minutes on a heart lung machine, brain damage can begin: I was on it for four and half hours, and the price was descent into temporary madness.  Like the day soon after the operation when a stranger walked into my room, carrying a coil of rope with a noose around his neck.  Without so much as a “Do you mind?” he pushed a stool center stage, mounted it, tied the rope to a hook in the ceiling, kicked away the stool and hanged himself.  Or the lovely, lithe—and totally nude—young nurse who dropped in for a delightful visit.
But most of the time I was lucid. And 22 days after I “died,” I walked out of the hospital.  I climbed the steps to the lobby of my hotel and crossed to the elevator.  David, the operator who had seen me carried out, and said,  “You sure look a lot better than when you left, Mr. Bull.”
“Thank God, David,” I said.  “Thank God.”